So despite my lethargy.. i can barely work.. nor blog.. nor work on my blog designs.. I m like a “______” corpse right now… I searched all the movie reviews for Twilight.Results?
Out of 4 review, 3 are bad.
but all of them said that the movie will satisfy the books’ fans.
A particularly idiotic post by Dlisted
“I was a little afraid to admit this in fear that rabid fangirls would track me down, bite me with their fake vampire fangs, smear strawberry jelly on my neck, drag me to the next showing of this shit and hold me down throughout the whole thing.
I wanted to go, but everyone told me to make sure and go to the 8 o’clock show. That shit is too early for me. They said that was when the tween vampires were out in full force. One of my friends said some 14-year-old bitch wouldn’t stop crying and shrieked whenever Robert Pattinson was on the screen. And some of those girls already memorized the lines and shit. Apparently, the hos in the audience are more entertaining than the movie itself. It sounds like I’ll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery.
I didn’t go to see this shit, but tons of whores did, because it was the #1 movie at the box office with $70.5 million. That’s a whole lot of allowance dollars. Not surprisingly, the sequel is already in the works and so it starts again…..
Here’s the full top 10 movies of the weekend:
1. Twilight, $70.6 million
2. Quantum of Solace, $27.4 million
3. Bolt, $27 million
4. Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa, $16 million
5. Role Models, $7.2 million
6. Changeling, $2.6 million
7. High School Musical 3: Senior Year, $2 million
8. Zack and Miri Make a Porno, $1.7 million
9. The Boy in the Striped Pajamas, $1.67 million
10. The Secret Life of Bees, $1.3 million
WTF is The Boy in the Striped Pajamas? That sounds like a Michael Jackson documentary.”
I don’t wanna waste your time by putting up ALL the reviews I read.. I am afraid I will break your heart.
Until I have watch the film, this is what the world has to say :
That is REALLY BAD.
Find out whether Twilight is a blushberry on Thursday night!
A review will be up as soon as I am back from the cinema.
GIRLS.. Go watch it!!!!
I wanna know what YOU think of the movie!!!
Its ok if you don’t buy stuff from BlushBerry for a month, I need some good reviews.. I am so disappointed right now..
That’s all for today. Tomorrow, back to posting!